- two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
The Homestuck fandom scares me and I really hope they’re not as stupid as the girl I just met.
We were talking tats and she’s like“I really want this symbol.” And she pulls up an image of one of the characters.
“The Pisces symbol? That is the Pisces symbol.”
She literally had no idea. She had no idea that all of them have zodiac symbols. And she wanted a tattoo of it.
I just… had to walk away.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell