- two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
When you reblog something so someone sees it, but they reblog it from someone else
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TUMBLR IS LIKE THE ONLY WEBSITE THAT HAS A MESSAGING SYSTEM BUT NOT A FUCKING SENT ITEMS FOLDER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO SOMEONE AFTER I SEND IT
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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
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The Homestuck fandom scares me and I really hope they’re not as stupid as the girl I just met.
We were talking tats and she’s like“I really want this symbol.” And she pulls up an image of one of the characters.
“The Pisces symbol? That is the Pisces symbol.”
She literally had no idea. She had no idea that all of them have zodiac symbols. And she wanted a tattoo of it.
I just… had to walk away.
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
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(Source: awesomephilia.com, via lokiandstarksnark)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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